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What would you get if you crossed a vampire with a dwarf?
that sucks blood from your knees.
I called the hospital but the line was dead.
Why do people never eat clocks?
Because it’s really time
When somebody makes you really angry, count to three. When you get to
two, punch them in the face. They won’t be expecting that.
A question on an internet forum:
Q: Please help, I have this great
itching between my toes.
A: Well, that depends. If the itching is
between all toes, consult a dermatologist. If the itching bothers you only
between your two big toes, consult a gynecologist.
Why is women’s soccer so rare?
It’s quite hard to find enough women
willing to wear the same outfit.
I read the mass chicken farms pump chickens full of antibiotics. Well, that
would at least explain why chicken soup is so good when you have a cold.
much has changed since my girlfriend told me we’re having a baby. For
name, address and telephone number!
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