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Do not go to the bathroom in a dream. It’s a trap!
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is about to leave his office and says: “Ok, let's piss off now.”
Doctor, how can I live longer than 100 years?
Do you smoke?
Do you eat too much?
Do you go to bed late?
Do you have affairs with promiscuous women?
Then why would
you want to live more than 100 years?
I was going to start a Procratinators Club. But then I realized I’d have to
reject anyone who actually turned up at the meeting so I decided to put it
Important note from a car manual:
at a tree significantly reduces your trunk space.
“ Do you know how to make a dumb person curious?”
“I’ll tell you tomorrow.”
New categories: Knock Knock Jokes
Truly delicious tofu recipe:
1) Chuck the tofu.
2) Fry a juicy
Why do women put on make-up and perfume?
Because they are ugly and they Daddy what is a
Ask Mommy, he knows.
Shortest joke a software developer can tell:
“I’ll be ready soon.”
What are mixed feelings?
Watching your mother-in-law backing up
towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
You know you’re old when your friends start having
kids on purpose.
If alcohol influences short-term memory, what does alcohol do?
“Wow you look great! Did you lose weight?”
“Hey – did you just call
me fat in retrospect?!”
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