Short and Funny Jokes! Bad Jokes

Best first: What is small, grey and triangular?
The shadow of a green triangle!
 Bad, silly, dumb jokes

The Best Anti-Jokes!

Jokes that are so bad, dumb and silly,
they are actually really good

A man drops his phone on a concrete floor. The phone is fine, no damage. How come?

He had it on airplane mode.
 What is green and sits crying in the corner?
The increadible Sulk.
“I am a master of fast calculations.”

“OK, what is 758 time 642 divided by 5?”


“Ha ha, that’s wrong!”

“Might be, but it was fast!”
How to measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don’t have feet.
What is white and sits on the TV? A fly in her nightie.
Question: What is green and has big, sturdy wheels?
Answer: The grass. The wheels were a lie.
What is black and white and waits on the washing line?
A fly in a wedding dress.
What is a cannibal’s natural first choice in a restaurant?
The waiter.
They’ve identified a mysterious flying object over Poland. It was Peter Panski.
How can you tell you have an elephant in your bedroom?

By the big “E” on his pyjamas.
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