The Best Anti-Jokes!
Jokes that are so bad, dumb and silly,
they are actually
really good
A man drops his phone on a concrete floor. The phone is fine, no damage. How
come?
He had it on airplane mode.
What is green and sits crying in the corner?
The
increadible Sulk.
“I am a master of fast calculations.”
“OK, what is 758 time 642
divided by 5?”
“22!”
“Ha ha, that’s wrong!”
“Might
be,
but it was fast!”
How to measure a snake?
In inches. Snakes don’t have feet.
What is white and sits on the TV? A fly in her nightie.
Question: What is green and has big, sturdy wheels?
-
Answer: The
grass. The wheels were a lie.
What is black and white and waits on the washing line?
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A fly in a wedding dress.
What is a cannibal’s natural first choice in a restaurant?
The waiter.
They’ve identified a mysterious flying object over Poland. It was Peter
Panski.
How can you tell you have an elephant in your bedroom?
By the big “E” on
his pyjamas.
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