The Best Anti-Jokes!
Jokes that are so bad, dumb and silly,
they are actually
What is green, small, hairy and has three white points?
Well - nothing,
When a tampon and a sanitary pad are competing at the races, which of
them is going to win? The pad! The tampon keeps tripping on the string.
What is white
and flies up?
A retarded snowflake
What is Jesus favourite food? Cheeses.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a woman?
but the cleaning has become seriously efficient.
Dad to his son: “ I have nothing against us sharing an opinion, as long
as it means that I keep my opinion and you share mine.”
One twin to the other: “You are ugly.”
A gummy bear sits on a power line and says to the other gummy bear, “;brzzztbrzzztbbbbrzzztbrrrrzt”
How do you call a boat without a rope?
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm.
One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?”
The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
of the Bad Jokes
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