The Best Anti-Jokes!
Jokes that are so bad, dumb and silly,
they are actually
At the movies: “Sorry we’re all sold out down to the last place.”
“Excellent, I’ll have the last place then.”
Two undies meet, one says to the other, “Hey, have you been on holiday? You
got nice and brown!”
What did the cowboy say to the cow that stood on the barn roof?
Get down, cow!
How does a monkey ring the doorbell?
King Kong! King Kong!
What is a good tool to get in contact with friends?
What is yellow
and smells of bananas? Ape vomit.
It has four legs and it can fly, what is it?
happen if you threw blue sneakers into the Red Sea?
They would get wet.
What is really large and calls from Africa?
How can you open a banana?
With a monkey!
Do people talk about you behind your back? Simply fart.
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