Birthday Jokes and Funny Birthday Wishes
You’ve really made it if you become more than 100 years
old. Statistically, there are very few people over 100 that die.
Honey, you really don’t have to do the dishes on your birthday. Do it
tomorrow.
Pamela says on her
16th birthday: Daddy, don’t you think I’m old enough to get my drivers’
licence?
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Father replies: You – yes. Our car – no.
Is it
getting warmer here or is it all the candles on your birthday cake?
Little Johnny: Mummy,
when was I born?
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Mummy: 20th of April.
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Little Johnny: Wow,
what a coincidence. It is the exact date when I have my birthday.
What birthday gift will most offend a
state employee?
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A motion detector.
Thank you, grandpa. The violin you gave me for my last birthday already
brought me a lot of money.
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Really? You play so well?
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Not at
all. But mom and dad give me money to stop playing.
All
the best for your birthday. May you live to be at least 95 and die happy and
satisfied in a warm bed, shot by a jealous husband.
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