Birthday Jokes and Funny Birthday Wishes
Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the
preservatives they can get. ~ Robert Orben
I like birthdays but I think too many can
kill you.
A word of wisdom for
you on your birthday: Smile while you’ve still got teeth! Happy Birthday!
“Wow, this
birthday cake sure is crunchy.”
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“It’s usually not supposed to be eaten
with the plate!”
Are we becoming older and
wiser?
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No, we’re becoming older and wider!
How to tell you're getting old? You visit an antique
auction and get bid on by four people.
Q: What goes up and never comes down?
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A: Your age.
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