Birthday Jokes and Funny Birthday Wishes
What’s the
best type of present?
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Yet another present!
Father: Happy
birthday my boy! And what would you like as a gift?
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Son: A dog.
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Father: I’m sorry, but you know that’s not possible.
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Son: Ok,
then I want to be the father for one day and you the son.
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Father:
Ok, no problem.
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Son: Fantastic. Son, get dressed, we’ll go to the
animal shelter to look for a nice puppy.
Knock,
knock!
Who's there?
Mark.
Mark who?
Mark your calendars
ladies and gentlemen . . . my birthday is coming!
You’re not getting old. You’re getting
classy.
Q: What do you
give a Tasmanian devil for his birthday?
A: I don't know, but you'd
better hope he likes it!
You
don’t get smarter when you become older. There just aren’t so many stupid
things left that you haven’t done yet.
It's my wife's birthday on Monday. I asked
her last month what she would like to get as a present. 'Oh, I don't know,'
she told me, 'anything with diamonds would be lovely.” I bet she’s going to
love her brand new set of playing cards!
The problem with
getting older is you get dry dreams and wet farts.
Your upcoming birthday reminds me of the
words of the old Chinese scholar: Yung No Mo
What do you always get on your birthday?
Another year older!
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