Good Old Dad Jokes
“Dad, can you call mom’s phone? She can’t find it.”
phone! Mom’s phone!’”
When life gives you lemons, politely but firmly say “No thank you”.
I went to choir practice. My dad told me not to forget a bucket. I
asked why. Dad said, “You’ll need something to carry your tune.”
Dad to his daugher: “Never forget, sweetie, you're unique, like everyone else.”
Dad to his overweight daughter: “Oh sweetie. Don't worry. Real men like
curves, only dogs like to play with bones.”
Have you heard there was a kidnapping at the school? But it’s fine now,
the kid woke up again.
Having a twelve-inch long nose is anatomically impossible. At that
point, it would become a foot.
Whenever the cashier asks my father if he would like the milk to be put
in a bag, my dad happily replies, “Nah, it can stay in the carton!”
You will never hear the pterodactyl relieve himself. Their pee is
We used to live in a really bad Italian neighborhood. It was called the
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