Hilarious Jokes
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Me: “Do you think it’s strange to talk to yourself?”
Me: “No.”
I’ve no home, I haven’t got control,
I can’t see any escape. Way past the time I got a new keyboard.
I can only guess people with dark-tinted car windows must pick their noses
much more aggressively than the rest of us.
20
years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash,
no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die!
How can they call it Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is
you stand up and say,
‘My name is John and I am an alcoholic’?
I would really like to beef up my self-esteem a bit, but I don't deserve it.
“Please help
me doctor, I have a bowel movement every morning at 7!”
“But that is a
very healthy thing, Mr. Richards!”
“It would be, if I didn't usually wake
up at 8:30!”
Two planets meet. One moans to the other: “Can you believe it, I’ve got
humans!” The other cheers her up: “Don’t worry, it will pass soon.”
What’s green,
fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?
A pool table.
“What do you find the most difficult thing on the piano?”
“To pay the installments.”
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