Short and Funny Jokes! Top 50 Pirate Jokes and Puns

Best first: Q: Where do pirates put their weapons?
A: In their enemies.
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Very Funny Pirate Jokes and Puns

Q: What kind of a ship is most feared by pirates?

A: The Steady Relationship.

To err is human.

To arr is seriously pirate.
Have you ever heard any good pirate jokes?

 Well neither have ayyye!

Q: Which side of his boat does a good pirate try to avoid?

A: The outside.

Q: Why don’t you usually see a pirate that is a smoker?

A: Because they use the patch.

Pirates make fantastic singers.

You should hear it when they hit the high Cs.
Q: What comic book characters are even better at finding treasure than pirates?

A: The X-Men.

Q: What do you call a pirate with two eyes, two hands and two legs?

A: A beginner.
Q: Why are pirates such eager readers of the Playboy?

A: Because of the arrrticles.

A guy was trying to sell me a DVD that was rated 3.14 stars.

I could tell straight away it was pi-rated.

Q. What’s a pirate’s favorite type of exercise?

A. The plank!

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