Very Funny Pirate Jokes and Puns
Q: What kind of a ship is most feared by pirates?
A: The Steady Relationship.
To err is human.
To arr is seriously pirate.
Have you ever heard any good
Well neither have ayyye!
Q: Which side of his boat does a good pirate try to avoid?
A: The outside.
Q: Why don’t
you usually see a pirate that is a smoker?
A: Because they use the patch.
Pirates make fantastic singers.
You should hear it
when they hit the high Cs.
Q: What comic book
characters are even better at finding treasure than pirates?
A: The X-Men.
Q: What do you call a pirate with two eyes, two hands and two legs?
A: A beginner.
Q: Why are pirates such eager readers of the Playboy?
A: Because of the
A guy was trying to sell me a DVD that was rated 3.14 stars.
I could tell
straight away it was pi-rated.
Q. What’s a pirate’s favorite type of exercise?
A. The plank!
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