Short and Funny Jokes! Top 50 Pirate Jokes and Puns

Best first: Q: Where do pirates put their weapons?
A: In their enemies.
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Very Funny Pirate Jokes and Puns

Q: What is pirates’ favorite choice of music?

A: Usually Rum n’ Bass, but they’re OK with aRR n’ B, too.

Steve: I know a pirate with a wooden leg called Joe.

Pete: Really? I wonder what he called his hook.

In case his ship is sunk, every pirate carries a bar of soap with him at all times.

You know, to wash him ashore.

Q: What would you call a pirate with no eye?

A: A prate.

Q: How does a pirate declutter his ship?

A: By having a yarrrrd sale.

It always struck me as odd that the Pirates of the Caribbean DVD had a piracy warning…

Wooden pegs and hooks are really expensive these days.

They cost an arm and a leg.

Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?

A: A bird that will talk your head off.

Why don’t pirates go to joy houses?

They’ve got all the booty they need.

What is regularly given to the sea around 8 am, if the digestion is right?

The captain’s log.

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