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The Apple customer support did as Chuck asked and speedily installed Android on his iPhone.
Mr. Norris once ate a whole cake before anybody could warn him that there was a stripper inside.
The original plan was to put Chuck Norris’ face on Mount Rushmore, however the granite wasn’t tough enough for his beard.
Chuck Norris is so manly, even his chest hair has chest hair.
Why do children cry when they are born? They know they've entered a world with Chuck Norris in it.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a black mamba. After three days of agony, the black mamba died.
If you seek a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, try checking the extinct species list.
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