The Funniest Jokes Top 100
Sneezing while having diarrhea!
A wife is like
a hand grenade. Take off the ring and say good bye to your house.
How much do
the potatoes cost?
And the bag?
The bag is
Ok, give me the bag.
I really don't
know which kid I'm supposedly being unfair to, according to my wife, Thomas,
Anton, or the fat, ugly one?
We have a
strange custom in our office. The food has names there. Yesterday for
example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was Michael.
Grandpa, why don't you have any life insurance?
So you can all be
really sad when I die.
Secretary: “Doctor the invisible man has come. He says he has an
Doctor: “Tell him I cant see him.”
Why haven’t you ever seen any elephants hiding up trees? Because they’re
really, really good at it.
need a crown.
Patient: Finally someone who understands me
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