Short and Funny Jokes! The Funniest Jokes Top 100

Best first: A wife is like a hand grenade. Take off the ring and say good bye to your house.
    
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The Funniest Jokes Top 100

 
What is dangerous?
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Sneezing while having diarrhea!
A wife is like a hand grenade. Take off the ring and say good bye to your house.
How much do the potatoes cost?
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2.50.
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And the bag?
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The bag is free.
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Ok, give me the bag.
I really don't know which kid I'm supposedly being unfair to, according to my wife, Thomas, Anton, or the fat, ugly one?
We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there. Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was Michael.
Grandpa, why don't you have any life insurance?
 
So you can all be really sad when I die.
Secretary: “Doctor the invisible man has come. He says he has an appointment.”
 
Doctor: “Tell him I cant see him.”
Why haven’t you ever seen any elephants hiding up trees? Because they’re really, really good at it.
Dentist: You need a crown.
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Patient: Finally someone who understands me
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