“I’ve seen this show about beavers last night – best dam documentary
I’ve ever seen!”
Two wi-fi antennas got married last Saturday. The reception was fantastic.
Why did the party of ghosts ride on the elevator?
to lift their spirits.
What do you call your sweetheart when she loses her eyes? No idea.
I can’t stand jokes about German sausages. They really are the wurst.
Velcros are just a big rip-off.
Why did the calf cross the road?
It wanted to get to the
What lies on the ocean bed, twitching uncontrollably? A nervous wreck.
Q: Who is the son of the sea?
A: The "season".
What would you call the child of a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
I wonder how letters ever get to the recipient. The envelopes, afterall,
Do you know how they make holy water? They boil the hell out of it!
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?
Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
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