Short and Funny Jokes! Hilarious Puns!

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Why do you barely ever see the sun inside a classroom?

It’s got enough degrees already.
Have you heard about this dude who had to have his left leg and left arm amputated after a car crash? -- He's all right now.“
What would you call a fish with a missing eye?

A fsh, probably.

“Our restaurant’s snails are world-famous.”

“I know, one of them’s just been serving me.”
I wanted to tell you a joke about leeches. But I won’t – they all suck.
I injured my finger preparing cheese for our pasta. I seem to have grater problems.
"Doctor, I heard one can get AIDS in the public toilets! Is that true?!"
"Yes, it is possible, but quite uncomfortable."
I went to the house of horrors for lunch.
We had I scream for dessert.
Why is the math book so sad?
It's got too many problems!
What kind of a driver doesn’t know how to drive?

The screwdriver.
I went on a strict alcohol diet. So far I've already lost four days and a sense of shame.
It remains a puzzle why a bra is singular and panties are plural.
Salt meets pepper on a plate and says, “I’m feeling all scattered today.”
How do you organize a fantastic space party? You planet.
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
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