Funny Dog Jokes and Puns
A good idea for a sign: “Salespeople welcome –
dog food has become really expensive”
Q: What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a
computer?
A: A lot of bites.
4. Q: What happens when a dog finds a nice,
mature roadkill and you’re not there to stop him?
A: His bark becomes
a lot more scary than his bite.
Q: What do you call a puppy that’s come in from the snow?
A: Snowball.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Doberman and a hyena?
A: No idea, but if it laughs, I join in.
Q: What do you do when you see a rabid dog?
A: That
depends on whether the dog has seen you, too.
Q: Why was the dog chasing its own tail?
A: It was
just trying to make ends meet.
A dog sits in a bar, sipping a bourbon.
A
customer walks up to him and says, “It’s not often that I see a dog drinking
bourbon here!”
The dog sniffs, “Yeah, hardly a surprise at these prices.”
Q: How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat when
you’re driving?
A: Invite him to bark in the front seat.
Ever wondered why there are so few famous dog dancers?
Dogs
have two left feet.
“Life is like a dogsled team.
If
you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.”
– Lewis Grizzard
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
A: Because you can’t bury them in trees!
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