Short and Funny Jokes! Top 50 Dog Jokes

Best first: I went to the zoo – and all they had was one small dog. It was a shih-tzu.
 Very Funny Dog Jokes and Dog Puns

Funny Dog Jokes and Puns


 A good idea for a sign: “Salespeople welcome – dog food has become really expensive”

 Q: What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer?

A: A lot of bites.

4. Q: What happens when a dog finds a nice, mature roadkill and you’re not there to stop him?

A: His bark becomes a lot more scary than his bite.

 Q: What do you call a puppy that’s come in from the snow?

A: Snowball.

 Q: What do you get when you cross a Doberman and a hyena?

A: No idea, but if it laughs, I join in.

 Q: What do you do when you see a rabid dog?

A: That depends on whether the dog has seen you, too.

 Q: Why was the dog chasing its own tail?

A: It was just trying to make ends meet.

 A dog sits in a bar, sipping a bourbon.

 A customer walks up to him and says, “It’s not often that I see a dog drinking bourbon here!”
The dog sniffs, “Yeah, hardly a surprise at these prices.”

 Q: How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat when you’re driving?

A: Invite him to bark in the front seat.

 Ever wondered why there are so few famous dog dancers?
 Dogs have two left feet.

 “Life is like a dogsled team.

 If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.”

– Lewis Grizzard
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
A: Because you can’t bury them in trees!
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