Kids jokes
What button is it impossible to unbutton?
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The belly button!
Teacher: Class, this morning, we will have only half a day of school.
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Class: Yaaaaay!
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Teacher: We enjoy the other half this afternoon!
A
man arrived in a small country town on Friday. He stayed there for three
days and then left on Friday. How is that possible?
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His horse was called
Friday!
Q: What do you get when you crossbreed a refrigerator and a guitar?
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A: Some
really cool music.
Raphael runs to his father and starts talking to him urgently, “Dad, dad…”
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His father turns to him angrily and says, “I’ve had it with you constantly
interrupting me. From now on you’ll speak only when I’ve asked you
something!”
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Raphael thinks for a second and continues, “OK dad, can you
please ask me if you’ve forgotten to put in the handbrake and if your car is
now rolling down the road?”
Q: What is the best season to jump on a trampoline?
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A: Spring time.
Why did the teacher have to visit the eye specialist?
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She just couldn't
control her pupils!
Q: What can you serve
but should never eat?
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A: A tennis ball.
What weighs more, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
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A: Neither of
them, they both weigh a ton!
What did 0 say to 8?
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Hey, nice belt!
Mommy, do you
know if God has to go to the toilet too?
No child. Of course not.
What makes you think this way?
Well grandpa knocked on the
bathroom door this morning and said: “Oh God! Please hurry up!”
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