Kids jokes
Why did the teacher have to put the lights on?
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His class was too dim!
What did the traffic light said to car?
Can you look away? I’m
changing.
What is the most important skill when you want to work in an orange juice
factory?
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You have to learn how to concentrate!
Where do bees love to go to the bathroom?
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The BP station!
Q: When is the best time to go see the dentist?
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A: Some time before
tooth-hurty.
What do you get if you crossbreed an insect with a cute Easter rabbit?
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Bugs Bunny.
Q: Why did the guy store his money in the freezer?
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A: He loved cold, hard
cash!
Why was 6 scared of 7?
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Because: 7 8 9.
Question: What did the alien ask the garden?
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Answer: Take me to your weeder.
Why do some fish live in salt water?
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Because pepper water would make
them sneeze!
I was trying to catch some fog earlier but I mist.
Q. Are any Halloween monsters good at math?
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A. No—unless you Count Dracula!
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