Short and Funny Jokes! Funny Jokes for Kids

Best first: How can you open a banana?
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With a monkey!
    
 Kids Jokes

Kids jokes

 
Teacher: “You got a zero in the last exam.”

Roger: “I don’t think I deserve a zero!”

Teacher: “Neither do I. But I can’t go any lower than that.”
Do you know a tree’s favorite drink?
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Root beer!
Q: What spends its days lying about on the ground but never gets dirty?
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A: A shadow.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a teacher?
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Lots of blood tests!
What begins with P, ends with E, and has a gazillion letters in it?
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The Post Office!
How do you start a communication with a fish?
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You drop him a line!
A plane with 4 people on board is about to crash. The 4 people are the pilot, the president, the world’s smartest man and a ten-year-old. They only have 3 parachutes between them.

The president cries: “I’m the president, people need me to live!” and he jumps out.
The world’s smartest man cries, “I’m the world’s smartest man, I’m needed in the world!” and he jumps out.

The pilot sighs and says, “You take the last parachute, kid, I’ll go down with the plane, that’s my job.”

The kid smiles, “No need, there are still two parachutes left. The world’s smartest man took my backpack.”
When do you stop at green and go full speed at red?
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When you're enjoying a watermelon!
Q: Why does the traffic light go red sometimes?
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A: So would you if you had to change in the middle of a busy intersection!
Teacher: Okay class, when I ask you a question, I want you all to answer me at once. How much is six times 3?
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Class: “At once!”
Q: What do lawyers usually wear when they go to court?
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A: Lawsuits!
How can you open a banana?
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With a monkey!
What did one plate say to his friend?
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Tonight, dinner’s on me!
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