Why do you always have to put sunscreen on your bananas when you take them
as a snack to the beach?
Because otherwise they might peel!
Why was the knight running around, yelling for a tin opener?
There was a bee
in his suit of armor!
Why is it impossible to trust atoms?
They make up everything!
Why do birds fly to warmer climates for the winter?
It’s much easier for
them than walking!
Q: What is it – it has one horn and gives us milk?
A: A milk truck.
Have I told you the joke about the roof?
Actually, never mind, it would be
way over your head!
Little Kevin rides his bike and yells at his mummy, “Look mom, I can ride
the bike with just one hand!”
He goes by the second time and yells
excitedly, “Mom, mom, look no hands at all!”
He comes the third time and
proudly hollers, “Look mom, no teeth, either!”
Where do bulls exchange their messages?
On a bull-etin board.
Fiona asks her daddy, “Dad, can you write with your eyes closed?”
believe I could, child, if I tried.”
“Excellent, do you think you would
like to try it on my school report?”
Why did the triangle refuse to be friends with the circle?
It found the
Why did the picture have to go to prison?
It was framed.
They expelled me from school on pyjama day. But how is it my fault?! I just
Little Johnny asks the teacher, “Mrs Roberts, can I be punished for
something I haven’t done?”
Mrs Roberts is shocked, “Of course not,
Johnny, that would be very unfair!”
Little Johnny is relieved, “OK Mrs
Roberts, sorry, I haven’t done my homework.”
Q: Why did the banana have to go see the doctor?
A: It was not peeling
Do you know what they wrote on the grave when a knight in shining armor
died in battle?
Rust in peace!
Q: Why didn’t the zombie go to school
A: He felt rotten!
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