Kids jokes
Why do you always have to put sunscreen on your bananas when you take them
as a snack to the beach?
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Because otherwise they might peel!
Why was the knight running around, yelling for a tin opener?
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There was a bee
in his suit of armor!
Why is it impossible to trust atoms?
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They make up everything!
Why do birds fly to warmer climates for the winter?
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It’s much easier for
them than walking!
Q: What is it – it has one horn and gives us milk?
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A: A milk truck.
Have I told you the joke about the roof?
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Actually, never mind, it would be
way over your head!
Little Kevin rides his bike and yells at his mummy, “Look mom, I can ride
the bike with just one hand!”
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He goes by the second time and yells
excitedly, “Mom, mom, look no hands at all!”
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He comes the third time and
proudly hollers, “Look mom, no teeth, either!”
Where do bulls exchange their messages?
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On a bull-etin board.
Fiona asks her daddy, “Dad, can you write with your eyes closed?”
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“I
believe I could, child, if I tried.”
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“Excellent, do you think you would
like to try it on my school report?”
Why did the triangle refuse to be friends with the circle?
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It found the
circle pointless.
Why did the picture have to go to prison?
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It was framed.
They expelled me from school on pyjama day. But how is it my fault?! I just
sleep naked!
Little Johnny asks the teacher, “Mrs Roberts, can I be punished for
something I haven’t done?”
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Mrs Roberts is shocked, “Of course not,
Johnny, that would be very unfair!”
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Little Johnny is relieved, “OK Mrs
Roberts, sorry, I haven’t done my homework.”
Q: Why did the banana have to go see the doctor?
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A: It was not peeling
very well.
Do you know what they wrote on the grave when a knight in shining armor
died in battle?
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Rust in peace!
Q: Why didn’t the zombie go to school
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A: He felt rotten!
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