Short and Funny Jokes! Best Knock-Knock jokes!

Best first: Why did the chicken cross the road? To hunt somebody down.
Knock knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
    
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Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (and adults)

 
Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Oswald.

Oswald who?

Oswald my bubble gum.


Knock Knock

Who's there !

Ice cream !

Ice cream who ?

Ice cream if you don't let me in!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe help me with my homework?


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Iva.

Iva who?

Iva craving for cookie. Get baking!
Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Yah!

Yah who?

Well, no thanks, I’m more of a Google person.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

The interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow wh-

Moooooo!
Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Opportunity!

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Déja.

Déja who?

Knock knock.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

An extraterrestrial.

Extraterrestrial who?

What – how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Yoda lady.

Yoda lady who?

Good job yodeling!
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Beats.

Beats who?

Beats me.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To hunt somebody down.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Double.

Double who?

W!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

The door.
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