Very Funny Office Jokes and Puns
Being an astronaut is funny. It's the only job where you get fired before you start work.
What do your boss and a slinky have in common? They’re both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.
Why is christmas just like the day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
What is the difference between a waitress who works in a strip club and an actual stripper?
About two weeks.
If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
Boss: Do you believe in life after death?
Employee: No, because there is no proof of it.
Boss: Well there is now !
Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left
Things really haven’t gotten worse. We’ve just improved our inter-departmental communication skills.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
A work week is so rough that after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.
The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
I don’t mind coming to work, it’s the 8-hour wait to go home I can’t stand.
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
There is a new trend in our office: everyone is putting names on their food.
I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.
Feeling stressed out? Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever’s bugging you.
The boss frowns on anyone yelling: “Hey Weirdo!” He says too many people look up from their work.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
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