Very Funny Office Jokes and Puns
My boss says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.
I asked the corporate wellness officer, “Can you teach me yoga?” >
He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”
Here’s some advice: At a job interview, tell them you’re willing to give 110 percent. Unless you're applying to be a statistician.
I’m out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?
A dentist told a mother, "I'm sorry madam, but I'll have to charge you a $100 for pulling your boy's tooth."
The mother exclaimed, "A $100! You said it was only $20!"
"Yes," replied the dentist, "but he yelled so loudly that he scared four other patients out of the office!"
Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels.
The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.
The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
Anything that could possibly go wrong often does – as well as a thing or two that couldn’t possibly.
I went for an interview for an office job today. The interviewer told me I'd start on $2,000 a month and then after 6 months I'd be on $2,500 a month.
I told them I'd start in 6 months.
A man was walking down the street and saw a sign in a store window that said "Help Wanted," so the man ran in the store and yelled out, "What's wrong?!"
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