111+ Awesome Office Jokes & Work Jokes

Best first: I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.
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Very Funny Office Jokes and Puns

The reason we “nod off to sleep” is so it looks like we’re just emphatically agreeing with everything when we’re in a boring meeting.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
I couldn’t work today because of an eye problem. I just can’t see myself working today.
My boss told me that there is no such thing as problems, only opportunities.
I said, "That's great. Well I have a serious drinking opportunity."
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof.
My resumé is just a list of things I hope you never ask me to do.
I don’t work well under pressure… or any other circumstance.
My annual performance review says I lack “passion and intensity.” I guess management hasn’t seen me alone with a Big Mac.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
While visiting a friend in the hospital, a young man notices several pretty nurses, each one of them wearing a pin designed to look like an apple.

“What does the pin signify?” he asks one of them.

“Oh! Nothing,” she says with a chuckle, “we just use it to keep the doctors away.”

If our boss makes a mistake, it is our mistake.
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
What did the fireman name his two sons? Jose and Jose B.
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