Short and Funny Jokes! Best Knock-Knock jokes!

Best first: Knock knock.
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Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (and adults)

 

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Yo mama!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

A pile-up.

A pile-up who?

Oh no, yuck!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Aww don’t be such a crybaby!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Egg.

Egg who?

Eggstremely disappointed you still don’t recognize me.
Knock knock.

Alright, come in.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Four eggs.

Four eggs who?

Four eggsellent reasons, I wish that my identity remains concealed.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Stopwatch.

Stopwatch who?

Stopwatcha doin’ and open the stupid door.
Why is it impossible to tell a knock knock joke to a blonde?

Because she always leaves to get the door.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Wire.

Wire who?

Wire we here? Why is anybody here? Let’s just have a drink.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Alex.

Alex who?

Alexplain everything once you’ve opened the door.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Kiss.

Kiss who?

Kiss the grandma!!!
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