Your mom is so fat she has to iron her
trousers on the street.
Yo Mama so poor, she runs after the garbage truck with a shopping
Your mom poops standing.
Yo momma is so fat when she walks
past a television, you miss all three parts of the Lord of the Rings.
your mother farts in the cinema, she gets a private viewing.
Your mam is so fat that when the world goes down, people can still live on her.
You mum is so fat, she sits next to everybody in the cinema!
Your mama is so dirty a sewage facility wouldn’t hire her because of
Your mother works as a seaman!
Your mother collects ugly
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