The best “Yo Momma” jokes
A small note to start with: It is NOT OK to use yo mama jokes,
hilarious as they are, to make actual people feel crap. In that
game, nobody really wins and even when people laugh with you at the
time, it has never won anybody any friends.
If it's friends
and popularity you're after, better try treating others as you
yourself would like to be treated and don't do things to them
you wouldn't want to have done to you.
give out will have an influence on you, so better give out
something positive. And while you're at it, enjoy these truly
mean and ridiculously funny jokes, for academic purposes!
so fat every time she takes a walk in high heels, she strikes oil!
craps in the garden and tells everybody, "Oh, organic manure is the best for my
tomatoes and strawberries. They want nothing else."
Why is the Amazonas brown?
Well, all the other toilets were too small for your mom.
Yo Mama's so hideous, she once went to a hair salon and told the
hairdresser to cut her hair - and then she opened her blouse!
Yo mama is the reason
there are yo mama jokes.
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of your family!
Your mother is so fat, when she skydives in yellow overalls, everybody down
here think the sun is going down.
Why did Hitler die?
Your mom had to fart.
Yo mama so fat that if she tried
to bungee jump, she’d go straight to hell!
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