The best “Yo Momma” jokes
A small note to start with: It is NOT OK to use yo mama jokes,
hilarious as they are, to make actual people feel crap. In that
game, nobody really wins and even when people laugh with you at the
time, it has never won anybody any friends.
If it's friends
and popularity you're after, better try treating others as you
yourself would like to be treated and don't do things to them
you wouldn't want to have done to you.
give out will have an influence on you, so better give out
something positive. And while you're at it, enjoy these truly
mean and ridiculously funny jokes, for academic purposes!
How do you get your momma in the house?
the door frames and throw a biscuit inside.
When your mother goes swimming, all
kids are screaming, "Who's going to get to the island first!"
mama is so fat she had to be baptized in Sea World.
Yo Mama so hairy that Big Foot took a picture of her.
Yo mama is so fat, her picture fell off the wall.
Your mother is so fat she looks at the menu in a restaurant and simply says,
Yo mama is so ugly that even the family dog refuses to lick her face.
Your mom is so fat she darkens our classroom every time she comes to pick
you up from school.
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