Short and Funny Jokes! Yo Mama Jokes

Best first: When your mother farts in the cinema, she gets a private viewing.
 
 Yo Mama Jokes

The best “Yo Momma” jokes
 



A small note to start with: It is NOT OK to use yo mama jokes, hilarious as they are, to make actual people feel crap. In that game, nobody really wins and even when people laugh with you at the time, it has never won anybody any friends.

If it's friends and popularity you're after, better try treating others as you yourself would like to be treated and don't do things to them you wouldn't want to have done to you.
 
Everything you give out will have an influence on you, so better give out something positive. And while you're at it, enjoy these truly mean and ridiculously funny jokes, for academic purposes!



Yo mama only loves you because of the child support.
Yo mama is so poor that ducks throw bread at her!
Yo mama is so grim, the McDonalds she works for gave up on Happy Meals.
Your mom is so fat, when she falls down in Wyoming, a bike falls down in China.
Yo mama so fat – she puts on a gray T-shirt and people mistake her for the Death Star.
Your mother has to peep when she goes backwards.
You mom buys the All You Can Eat Menu twice.
Yo mama is twice the man you’ll ever be.
Your mother is so hairy that when she goes to walk your dog, she is the first to get petted.
Why does your mum laugh when she runs across a meadow?
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Because the grass tickles her nuts.
Your mom works for China as a rocket defense shield.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she sits down on a sandy beach, cats try to bury her.
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