Short and Funny Jokes! Yo Mama Jokes

Best first: When your mother lies on her stomach, she gets vertigo!
 
 Yo Mama Jokes

The best “Yo Momma” jokes
 



A small note to start with: It is NOT OK to use yo mama jokes, hilarious as they are, to make actual people feel crap. In that game, nobody really wins and even when people laugh with you at the time, it has never won anybody any friends.

If it's friends and popularity you're after, better try treating others as you yourself would like to be treated and don't do things to them you wouldn't want to have done to you.
 
Everything you give out will have an influence on you, so better give out something positive. And while you're at it, enjoy these truly mean and ridiculously funny jokes, for academic purposes!


Yo mam is so fat, she's even bullied by fat people.
Yo mama is so big, when she puts on a yellow raincoat, people yell ‘TAXI!!’.
Your mother is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the mirror gasps, "Whoa, no, I quit!"
Chuck Norris is afraid of your mother.
Yo mam is so fat that when she takes a walk on the beach, the whales start singing!
Your mother barks when someone is at the door.
Yo mama is so fat.... even Dora can’t explore her.
Your mama is so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo mama is so fat, earthquake warning was issued when she went out for a walk.
Yo mama is so fat when she leaves the house in high heels, she comes home in flip-flops.
Yo mama is the strongest one in prison.
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