The best “Yo Momma” jokes
A small note to start with: It is NOT OK to use yo mama jokes,
hilarious as they are, to make actual people feel crap. In that
game, nobody really wins and even when people laugh with you at the
time, it has never won anybody any friends.
If it's friends
and popularity you're after, better try treating others as you
yourself would like to be treated and don't do things to them
you wouldn't want to have done to you.
give out will have an influence on you, so better give out
something positive. And while you're at it, enjoy these truly
mean and ridiculously funny jokes, for academic purposes!
Yo mam is so fat, she's even bullied by fat people.
Yo mama is so big, when she puts on a yellow raincoat, people yell ‘TAXI!!’.
Your mother is so ugly, when she looks in
the mirror, the mirror gasps, "Whoa, no, I quit!"
Chuck Norris is afraid of your mother.
Yo mam is so fat that when she
takes a walk on the beach, the whales start singing!
Your mother barks when someone is at the door.
Yo mama is so fat.... even Dora can’t explore her.
Your mama is so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo mama is so fat, earthquake warning was issued when
she went out for a walk.
Yo mama is so fat when she leaves the house in high heels, she comes home in
Yo mama is the strongest one in prison.
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