The best “Yo Momma” jokes
A small note to start with: It is NOT OK to use yo mama jokes,
hilarious as they are, to make actual people feel crap. In that
game, nobody really wins and even when people laugh with you at the
time, it has never won anybody any friends.
If it's friends
and popularity you're after, better try treating others as you
yourself would like to be treated and don't do things to them
you wouldn't want to have done to you.
give out will have an influence on you, so better give out
something positive. And while you're at it, enjoy these truly
mean and ridiculously funny jokes, for academic purposes!
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn’t fit in this joke.
Yo momma so fat she sued Xbox 360 for guessing her weight
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
Yo mama is so fat she has to put a “Detour” sign around her neck when she
goes out for a walk.
Your mom yells from the toilet: „Hey everyone, I’m a 3D printer.”
is so ugly she once threw a boomerang and it refused to come back to her.
Every time your dog farts in the car, yo mama
rolls up the windows.
When yo mama steps on the scale, it says „Only one person at a time please“.
Your mother is so ugly,
your father takes her with him to work so he wouldn't have to kiss her
NASA called. Your mother is taking us out of Sun's orbit.
Your mom works in prison as punishment.
Yo mamma is so fat – when she gets into a lift it only goes down.
Yo mama is so fat she falls from both sides of the bed.
Why can't your mother die?
She is so fat, Death can't get to her.
What is the difference between your mom and an elephant?
When your mom farts, even the skunks outside have problems breathing.
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