Short and Funny Jokes! Funny Christmas Jokes

Best first: What do snowmen do in their spare time? They’re just chilling.
 Funny Christmas jokes

Funny Christmas Jokes

How do we know Santa is a man?

No woman with an ounce of dignity would wear the same outfit for so many years running.
Mum, are we going to have Grandpa Joe for Christmas?
No, darling, Just the turkey.
What is a correct name for an old snowman? Puddle.
How do reindeer amuse themselves during the long year?

They play stable-tennis.
What is the equivalent of a superdeath laser gun for snowmen?

A hairdryer.
What did the reindeer say when he was spotted one Christmas Eve by Little Johnny?

Nothing, reindeers don’t talk.
 There will be no Christmas anymore. I told Santa that you have been good the whole year. He died of laughter.
Santa has a good employment package. 1 month – Santa Claus, 11 months – Santa pause.
 Dear Santa, this year, I really don’t need you to bring me anything. Actually, could you possibly take away my mother in law?
What does Santa say when he’s sick?

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