Funny Christmas Jokes
A good sign for a toy shop at Christmas: We speak ho-ho-ho here!
I heard some strange chatter from the spice cupboard
mid-December. But it was just the Season’s greetings.
It is really embarrassing how Santa
ends up having the same wrapping paper like your mum and dad.
And who brings present to little
sharks who’ve been good the whole year?
Why do storks fly south for the winter?
Because it would take forever if they walked.
We have an entire
year to go till Christmas and there’s already Christmas decorations
Everybody loves a snowman. Snowmen are cool!
Where would Santa
hide gifts for his elves?
In his clauset.
Sending letters to Santa up the chimney is definitely black mail.
What does Santa say when he enters the toy workshop
Alright everybody, sacking time!
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
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