Short and Funny Jokes! Funny Christmas Jokes

Best first: What do snowmen do in their spare time? They’re just chilling.
 Funny Christmas jokes

Funny Christmas Jokes

A good sign for a toy shop at Christmas: We speak ho-ho-ho here!
I heard some strange chatter from the spice cupboard mid-December. But it was just the Season’s greetings.
It is really embarrassing how Santa ends up having the same wrapping paper like your mum and dad.
And who brings present to little sharks who’ve been good the whole year?

Santa Jaws!
Why do storks fly south for the winter?

Because it would take forever if they walked.
We have an entire year to go till Christmas and there’s already Christmas decorations everywhere, incredible.
Everybody loves a snowman. Snowmen are cool!
Where would Santa hide gifts for his elves?

In his clauset.
Sending letters to Santa up the chimney is definitely black mail.
What does Santa say when he enters the toy workshop near Christmas?
Alright everybody, sacking time!
What do snowmen eat for lunch?

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