Funny Christmas Jokes
Why does Santa use reindeer to pull
his sleigh?
Because huskies can’t fly.
CNN reported news of an unidentified flying object on Christmas
Eve.
It was a U-F-ho-ho-ho.
Santa once lost his undies. That is when the
tradition of calling him Saint Knickerless started.
Why are there no chimney sweeps in Scotland?
Why pay for something
that Santa does regularly for free?
How many gifts can Santa squeeze in an empty
stocking? One. It’s not empty after the first one.
Billy asks his friend Joe, “Why would you want two sets of trains for
Christmas?!”
“Because I still want to get to play when my dad is home!”
What would it do to world order if you dropped your turkey on the way to the
table?
It could mean the fall of Turkey, the breaking of China and a
massively expanding Greece.
What does a bald guy say when you give
him a comb for Christmas?
Oh thanks… I shall never part with it.
“Dad, and where is Santa from?”
“Well, judging by the majority
of the gifts, I’d say he is from China.”
y don’t work, give me a ring.
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