Short and Funny Jokes! Funny Christmas Jokes

    
 

Funny Christmas Jokes

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What is the key difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs.

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Why do Christmas trees suck at knitting?

They eventually drop all their needles.

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A boy is running around his yard in early December, chanting, “I SO WISH I GOT A NEW BIKE FOR CHRISTMAS!”
An elderly man watches him go on for a while, then comes over and says, “Son, what is this about, Santa ain’t deaf, you know?”
The little boy, out of breath, smiles, “He probably isn’t, but my auntie Jane is.”

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Two women are chatting, "I took my husband to the Christmas market yesterday," says one of them. "And, did someone want to buy him?" asks the other.

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What do you see when you look at a snowman rifling through a pile of carrots?

A snowman picking his nose.

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I heard elves love to sing when they work on children’s toys. They are very good wrappers.

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What do you get when you make a snowman really, really mad angry?

Frothy the Snowman.

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 “The holiday season: A deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.” Dave Berry

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 One turkey asks another, “Do you believe in life after Christmas?”

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Santa is with us throughout our lives, although his presence can be categorized in four main stages:
1. You are a believer in Santa.
2. You are not a believer in Santa.
3. You pretend to be Santa.
4. You look like Santa without even trying.

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