Short and Funny Jokes! Funny Christmas Jokes

Best first: What do snowmen do in their spare time? They’re just chilling.
 Funny Christmas jokes

Funny Christmas Jokes

What is the key difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Why do Christmas trees suck at knitting?

They eventually drop all their needles.
A boy is running around his yard in early December, chanting, “I SO WISH I GOT A NEW BIKE FOR CHRISTMAS!”
An elderly man watches him go on for a while, then comes over and says, “Son, what is this about, Santa ain’t deaf, you know?”
The little boy, out of breath, smiles, “He probably isn’t, but my auntie Jane is.”
Two women are chatting, "I took my husband to the Christmas market yesterday," says one of them. "And, did someone want to buy him?" asks the other.
What do you see when you look at a snowman rifling through a pile of carrots?

A snowman picking his nose.
I heard elves love to sing when they work on children’s toys. They are very good wrappers.
What do you get when you make a snowman really, really mad angry?

Frothy the Snowman.
 “The holiday season: A deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.” Dave Berry
 One turkey asks another, “Do you believe in life after Christmas?”
Santa is with us throughout our lives, although his presence can be categorized in four main stages:
1. You are a believer in Santa.
2. You are not a believer in Santa.
3. You pretend to be Santa.
4. You look like Santa without even trying.
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