Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (and adults)
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Sweden.
Sweden who?
Sweden sour
chicken.
Knock knock.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno you’d look
stunning in a kilt?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Omar.
Omar who?
Omar goodness
gracious you’ve put on quite some weight.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bolivia.
Bolivia who?
I don’t
Bolivia just said that. You’ve known me forever!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mum and Dad.
Mum and Dad who?
Exactly son, you are adopted.
Knock knock.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
...
…...
Uncomfortable
silence who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
IRS. Your house has been repossessed.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Me.
Me who?
Oh, having an identity
crisis, are you?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Keeeenya feeel the
loooove tonight?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Estonian.
Estonian who?
Plis open
door now. Is cold here.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Norway.
Norway who?
Norway you’ll
ever get laid when you’re that mistrustful.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Caesar.
Caesar who?
Caesar quick,
she’s running away.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doorbell repairman.
Doorbell
repairman who?
Every. Single. Effing. Time!!!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
Ooh, quite the
existentialist I see.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, okay: W. H. O.
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