Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (and adults)
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Lion at your feet. Now
have some heart and kiss me.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the village idiot's
residence.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The chicken.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Yes you are!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Well, not your parents, because your
parents never knock!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
No, it should always
be “to whom”.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Surely it’s
pronounced Idaho?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
The Doris
locked, why do you think I'm knocking?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Icing.
Icing who?
Icing
(choose your favorite song and sing it with full gusto and volume).
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Somebody who thinks you should fix your
darn doorbell!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cy.
Cy who?
Ah well.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yacht.
Yacht who?
Yacht to be able
to recognize your own brother, surely!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Winnie the Pooh.
Winnie the Pooh who?
No seriously, Winnie the Pooh right now, let us in or it lands on your
doormat!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash
who?
Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
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