Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (and adults)
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal killer.
Have you been naughty or good?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen all this
knocking bother you already?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?
Um, no, you
still need to practice a bit more if you want to be Santa at the mall this
year.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
KGB.
KG…
We are asking the
questions here!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess cut
the talking and let me in.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
OMG. You said you
will never forget.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow point
pretending you don’t know me.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben hoping I can come
in.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a nice
day.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue seen it
coming?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place to eat
tonight? My treat!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey got lost,
open up.
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