Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (and adults)
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
You see me, do you
need glasses or something?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
Let’s Barbie
Q!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Accordion.
Accordion who?
Accordion to
the scientists, it is healthy to offer your friends money.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Freeze.
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly
good fellow, freeze a jolly good fellow…
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Major.
Major who?
Major day with
this joke, haven’t I?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Surgeon.
Surgeon who?
Surgeon thou
shalt find.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ira.
Ira who?
Ira gret I don’t know
better jokes.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
I got up.
I got up who?
Best
go to the toilet then.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mavis.
Mavis who?
Mavis be a
warning to you, watch out of silly jokes!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a poem but
decided on a knock knock joke instead.
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