Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (and adults)
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yo mama!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A pile-up.
A pile-up who?
Oh no, yuck!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Aww don’t be such a
crybaby!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Eggstremely
disappointed you still don’t recognize me.
Knock knock.
Alright, come in.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Four eggs.
Four eggs who?
Four
eggsellent reasons, I wish that my identity remains concealed.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatcha doin’ and open the
stupid door.
Why is it impossible to tell a knock knock joke to a blonde?
Because
she always leaves to get the door.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire we here? Why
is anybody here? Let’s just have a drink.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alexplain
everything once you’ve opened the door.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
Kiss the
grandma!!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alien
Alien who?
Just how many aliens do you know?
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