Short and Funny Jokes! Best Knock-Knock jokes!

Best first: Knock knock. Who`s there? The interrupting cow.
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Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (and adults)


Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Urine who?

Urine trouble if you don’t open the door.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

The interrupting doctor.

The interr…

You've got cancer.
Would it be morally wrong to tell a knock-knock joke to a homeless guy?
Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No you idiot, cows go mooo!
Knock knock.

Who's there?


Hatch who?

Bless you.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Oh my gosh! Somebody open the coffin quick!!!
Why did Lisa fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Well, not Lisa, that’s for sure.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Mark who?

Oh come on, I'm Mark, your… (Mark breaks up crying over the extent of his dad’s Alzheimer.)
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Smell mop.

Smell mop who?

Um, no thanks.
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