Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (and adults)
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Eggcited to see me?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yetta.
Yetta who?
Yettanother mosquito. Now seriously, what’s with the
insect screen here?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me. You
looking for trouble?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I smell a runnip.
I smell a runnip
who?
Yeah, disgusting, isn’t it?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi who, hidey
ho, neighbor!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pasta la vista,
gringo.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands and
dance the boogie!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Shocking.
Shocking who?
Shocking you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
Dammit, man,
that is way too much information!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice Cream Soda.
Ice Cream Soda who?
Ice Cream Soda whole neighborhood can hear!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
What, you
expect a cabbage to have a last name or what?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amosquito. Now
what’s with the insect screen here?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
What is this, Harry
Potter’s Sanctuary for Injured Owls?
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes
Will you remember me in a
month?
Yes
Will you remember me in a second?
Yes!
Knock,
knock
Who's there?
You forgot me already!!!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
You know, it may be time to get tested
for Alzheimer’s, mate.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions?
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