Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (and adults)
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Suspense.
Suspense who?
…
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Value.
Value who?
Value be mine to
cherish and to hold?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Maia.
Maia who?
Maiabilities are too
great for such stupid jokes.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena bit closer and I
will show you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Any.
Any who?
Anybody there?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Moustache!
Moustache who?
I
thought I moustache you a question, but I can shave it for tomorrow.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Control freak.
Co…
You should say
“Control freak who” now.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita little
love and understanding.
Knock, knock.Who’s there?
Pistachio.
Pistachio who?
Knock,
knock.
Who’s there?
Pistachio.
Pistachio who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
AND ORANGE YOU HAPPY I DIDN’T
SAY PISTACHIO!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Impatient parrot.
Impatient par…
SQUAAWK!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The judge's hammer. You are hereby
sentenced to five years of forced labour.
Knock-knock jokes are fun, the person who came up with them should
definitely get a No-Bell prize.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the
neighbourhood, mind if I come in for a chat?
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