The Best of Chuck Norris Jokes, Facts and Sayings!
Contrary to legends, Chuck Norris does need a double. But he only uses him
for scenes where he's supposed to cry.
Chuck Norris doesn't search. He finds.
True Chuck Norris facts:
- Chuck Norris was born in 1940 but he looks at least 20 years
younger. - He is said to have some Cherokee roots. - Chuck Norris wanted to become a police
officer. -
His real name is Carlos Ray Norris Jr. - He got his nick name
"Chuck" from a friend in the military during his time in Korea. - He
was world champion in Karate - Chuck Norris has 5 kids - Chuck
Norris did a roundhouse kick in every martial arts movie he made. - He has a black belt in Tang Soo Do
(10th degree) and black
belt in Tae Kwon Do (8th degree). He was also the first Westerner in the
history of Tae Kwon Do to have earned the 8th degree black belt. - In younger days his favorite actor
was John Wayne. - His favorite joke is "Before the Boogie Man goes to
sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris".
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
First Part
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