The Best of Chuck Norris Jokes, Facts and Sayings!
Somebody asked Chuck Norris to please stop giving roundhouse kicks to people
all the time. Historians agree this was one of the biggest mistakes ever
made.
The Holy Grail has never been recovered because nobody is so brave as to ask
Chuck Norris for his favorite coffee mug.
Chuck Norris killed the Dead Sea.
Some children can pee their names into snow. Chuck Norris pees his in cement.
Chuck Norris can magic a hat out of a rabbit.
Chuck Norris has a Grizzly bear rug. The bear is alive, but it's too scared
to move.
Chuck Norris is the only person
who can really kill time.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
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