The Best of Chuck Norris Jokes, Facts and Sayings!
Chuck Norris is so well endowed, long-distance relationships aren't a
problem.
What happens when Chuck Norris says “Sit” to his dog? - All the people
within hearing distance sit down.
Chuck Norris has a little sister. Her name is Steven Seagal.
The wheelchair symbols
at parking lots don't mean that the places are reserved for the disabled.
They are an express warning that the place belongs to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris naps with his eyes open!
Chuck Norris doesn't do fishing. He says, “You, you and you, out!” and off
he goes with three fish.
Chuck Norris keeps a diary. It's known as the Guinness Book of Records.
Chuck Norris cannot close his eyes, his
eyelids are too terrified of being seen by Chuck Norris.
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