The Best of Chuck Norris Jokes, Facts and Sayings!
They once made a Chuck
Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.
Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups. Chuck Norris pushes the Earth away from
him.
There are no steroids in baseball,
only players Chuck Norris breathed on.
When Chuck Norris breaks wind, a fly dies in Africa.
Chuck Norris can fart even when he has diarrhea.
Chuck Norris won't ever experience a heart attack – the heart is smarter
than to even dream of attacking him.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to shave. His beard is scared to grow.
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