Chuck Norris Jokes | Humor

The Best of Chuck Norris Jokes, Facts and Sayings!

Chuck Norris has been to Mars already; he’s the reason there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris had a word with Kim Jong Un. Kim is now preparing his people for an even dearer leader.

Mr. Norris doesn't use condoms. There is no protection against Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was born to his aunt because nobody would dare to date his mother.

Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute didn’t open. He went back to the store the following day to claim a refund.

Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity. He got it back the next day.

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