The Best of Chuck Norris Jokes, Facts and Sayings!
Chuck Norris once won a tennis match against a wall.
Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, Chuck Norris uses his crotch to carry it.
How many push-ups did Chuck Norris do?
He did them all.
Chuck Norris doesn’t have any spots.
They’re too afraid to get squeezed by him.
We are finally
certain why the universe expands. It is trying to get as far away from Chuck
Norris as possible.
When Chuck Norris looks directly into the sun, the sun has to squint.
There was once a street named after Chuck Norris but they had to change the
name quite quickly. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' dog
collects his own poo because Chuck bows for no reason.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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